We have been keeping quiet, so quiet in fact that no one actually knows we exist yet. All that is about to change FOREVER! (A little bit.)

We’re going to show everyone that you don’t need money to get lots of press. Instead, we have all written positive thoughts on a piece of paper that I keep under my pillow. Its early days, but we believe it’s working.

If you sometimes write things and would like to help, then get in touch! We will say things which are daring, charming and controversial. Guaranteed.

We would like to tell you about us and our game and don’t care if you write for a magazine, a blog, school newspaper or on the side of a public toilet (actually it would be nice to get some good press there for once).

We have been sneaking up on the world, and now we are ready to pounce. If you would like to be pounced on too, then please do say.

by Sean


  1. I’m certainly writing this website on a toilet wall at uni, near the games technology computer rooms, take a picture of it, and show you guys.

    Maybe you’ll see a spike from Western Australia in the next few weeks.


  2. Not that we encourage vandalism, but… DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!

    Send us a photo of some Joe Danger related propaganda on a toilet door, and we’ll find a way to immortalise or reward you appropriately.

    Although, if you get caught, we never had this conversation.

  3. How’s the toilet wall strategy working out? Have you thought about using some google ad words to boost that. But in all seriousness give me an email I’d love to help out.

  4. Hi there, we have interviewed brit devs Team 17, ZombieCow Studios, Beatnik Games and most recently Splash Damage – Would you like to write some nonsense for us?

    I am contactable on twitter @trixnine or on the email I supplied in the form.

    Joe Danger looks the bomb.
    Best regards,

  5. Hehe am I actually the first reply to this great post!?

  6. http://www.hellogames.org‘s done it once again. Great article!

  7. You’ve done it once again. Great post.

  8. Spot on with this write-up, I really suppose this website needs much more consideration. I’ll probably be once more to learn rather more, thanks for that info.