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The smallest motorbike I ever did see

Bit of a delayed post this, but other things got in the way!

When we released Joe Danger last month, we decided that racing tiny motorcycles was the only logical way to celebrate. So we invited a few friends along to a MiniMoto event and raced for what seemed like about 12 hours! The bikes felt like little death-mobiles, and my eyes hurt from laughing so much.

DANGEROUS!

Let's get DANGEROUS

It was excellent fun, even though I was the only person to crash, someone had foolishly placed a truck-tyre on the side of the track – how was I to know you were supposed to stay ON the track?

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There is nothing funnier than men on miniature motorbikes.

Unfortunately no-one took any photos of my double backflip over the sharktank, or the bit when Ryan punched Dave into a hurdle. I’m also pretty sure Sean spent half his time talking to an overly enthusiastic mole.

Plunderland!

Hello everyone! Some of our friends make games too!

JohnnyTwoShoes!

We’ve been friends with Max and Josh aka JohnnyTwoShoes for a while now, and they’re always amazing us with their games. They’re two brothers who work on iPhone/iPad games together, they’re also two of the nicest chaps you’ll ever meet. They love games and always get far too excited when talking about them – just like us!

We <3 JohnnyTwoShoes!

Ladies? I give you: Johnny Two Shoes!

We’ve been getting sneak peeks of their latest game for a while, and it’s totally awesome. We are super excited to hear that it’s finally been released! It’s called Plunderland and it’s out on iPad and iPhone now! Did we mention it has pirates in it? You must buy it immediately!

Look at it! *weeps with joy*

Come and JOIN US!

Hello Games is pretty awesome – how would you like to come and work here?

We’re a teeny tiny small studio with big ideas, it’d be cool to meet some talented new people and go on adventures together. Exciting ones!

Here’s the “job description” – make fun games, drink tea, win awards and talk nonsense. You can have total creative freedom too, if you want.

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Free to draw monsters eating rainbows

If this sounds like your cup of tea, check out our jobs page here.

Joe Danger is out!

There isn’t a single day during the last two years that the four of us haven’t dreamt of this day, and here we are… We’re getting all emotional.

Joe Danger is available on the PlayStation Network Store now!

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We’ve literally poured everything we have into Joe Danger. Going it alone, there have been times when it’s been rather tough, but to see people enjoying what we’ve done is the most rewarding feeling in the world. It’s why we’re so excited for the release.

To those of you who have already downloaded it, thank you so much. We’ve been having a great time watching people set insane highscores on the leaderboards. Also a huge thanks to everyone who is spreading the word about Joe Danger and telling their friends – we’re your biggest fans!

Thanks everyone!

Sean, Grant, David and Ryan

No more Joe Danger reviews please!

It’s all a little bit much for me! Knowing people are out there playing the game is both awesome and terrifying. We’re bouncing off the walls with some of these reviews though, people seem to be really enjoying themselves!

We got a 9 from TheSixthAxis! They said some really nice things – we’re grinning like idiots… Again!

“don’t miss this one: seriously, it’s fantastic.”sixthaxis

We got 8/10 from eurogamer and a really nice review. They’ve also posted some videos of some of their attempts. Also Eurogamer Sweden gave us 9/10:

“If you like collecting things, going fast, beating times, posting scores… If you like videogames, basically, you ought to like this.”

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Metacritic is a website review site run by robots, I believe they scan games with their laser eyes then assign a numerical value. It is considered the most important number in the universe – we’re currently assigned ‘89′ which makes us one of the highest rated games on PSN. So if you could all just stop reviewing the game now, that’d be great ;-)

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Joe Danger REVIEW – Gameinformer

Hello hello!

Things are getting a little bit crazy now, we just got our second review. We got a 9 in Gameinformer magazine!

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I hear over 3 million people read it… I really hope they didn’t use my 3nd screenshot! :-O

Our Mums will probably all buy a couple of thousand copies each to give to their friends – Gameinformer may notice a spike in their sales!

It’s all getting a bit too much, I’m going to go and lie down.

Joe Danger REVIEW – IGN

Hello all!

We got our first ever review last night. I don’t really know what to say other than:
JOE DANGER GOT 9.5 ON IGN!

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We are totally over the moon, we heard the review was going up at some point yesterday but had no idea whether it was going to be good or not. We had to wait until midnight to find out! It was a long looong day.

It’s really good to know that other people are enjoying playing the game as much as we do… One person anyway ;-)

We hear more reviews are on the way, we will continue to not sleep until then… Tea anyone?

Develop Awards!

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Dave brings a yellow-tie to a blue-tie affair

Apparently, Video Games is a business… We were as surprised as anyone! I guess this means we need to brush up on our graph-making skills. Expect future blog posts to talk about sales projections, tax breaks and the benefits of middleware.

Luckily, it’s really not that kind of business! We found out last week that we’ve been nominated for the following 3 Develop Awards!

  • Best New Download IP
  • Best New Studio
  • Best Micro Studio

We are super happy to get nominated for these. With the four of us stuck in this room together, it’s very easy to feel invisible – News like this reminds us there’s an outside world that knows we exist!

Also, some of our indie friends have been nominated for awards too, good luck to Wonderland, Starfruit and Distractionware!

The Develop Awards take place on July 14th, we’ll no doubt post some embarrassing photos from the event.

Joe Danger has release dates!

Coming Soon

June Danger?


Hello there everyone!

We’re extremely excited to announce that Joe Danger will be appearing on PlayStation Network NEXT WEEK!

We’ve worked realllly hard to make sure that we release everywhere at the same time, or nearly the same time! :-D

8th of June:
All of America!

9th of June:
Australia, Austria, Belgium, Czech Republic, Denmark, Finland, France, Germany, Greece, Ireland, Italy, Luxembourg, Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, Poland, Portugal, Russia, Saudi Arabia, Slovenia, South Africa, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, UAE, UK… Think that’s the lot.

Also, we got an awesome preview from Destructoid:
“I double dog dare you not to have fun with Joe Danger”

We’ll no doubt be spending the next few months desperately attempting to stay on top of the leaderboards.

Sean and Dave play Joe Danger

When we were getting Joe Danger rated we had to send a video showing a playthrough of the whole game. Sean and Dave sat down to do it, and seemed to enjoy it too much. I thought it’d be fun to show some of the footage they recorded…

This took them many hours. I don’t quite know what happened, but it seems to have made them go a little giddy. You’ll have to forgive their empty-headed laughing.


Here we see Sean doing one of our tricky coin dash levels:







This video shows Sean making an evil level using the sandbox, and then passing the pad to Dave to try and complete it:


Hello Games at night

Here you can see the four of us beavering away on Joe Danger, this is us working towards a big deadline. We started recording at around 10pm and finished around 7am the next day. Making it a lovely 22 hour day. Some people (lazy people?) say you can’t work productively doing those kind of hours, and that you just end up making silly mistakes. Utter pish posh, I never make mistakes!



A few key things you may notice:

  • We drink a lot of tea.
  • At one stage we eat some toast.
  • Our office is full of chairs.
  • We sit down a lot, especially me, I hardly move for about 4hrs testing the game – No wonder my neck hurts.
  • Sean seems to spend half the night talking to Ryan, probably worrying about some “really important” code problem.
  • Right at the end we decide everything is broken and go home.



PAX… East!

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Wow, that certainly is a big logo!
Incase you hadn’t guessed, we are going to be at PAX East!
It’s happening in Boston on the 26th – 28th of March. We’ll be showing Joe Danger in our very own booth! We’ve never had a booth before… If you’re attending, please come and play! We’ll probably be rather jetlagged so you’ll have to talk slowly. It’s super exciting though – we’ll be able to show off some brand new stuff! If you’re coming, we’d love to hear from you via twitter @hellogames or email hello@hellogames.co.uk!

On another note – GDC was an amazing experience. Hopefully we’ll be able to do a proper write up soon. I got to play Monaco co-op with Andy Schatz which was toooo cool. We met so many other indies and they were all really nice to us… Shank blew my socks off too! A big thanks to everyone who came and played Joe Danger!

Hello Game Developers Conference

Greetings!
We’re super busy trying to finish the game at the moment, like four ugly little elves on the run up to Christmas.

It’s not all work work work though, we’ve decided to temporarily relocate the studio to San Francisco! All four of us will be attending GDC and the IGF!
It’s been a while since we left the safety of these walls, so we’re all a little frightened. If you’re attending, please come and say hello and keep us company!
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We’re going to be showing Joe Danger from the Thursday(11th) til the Saturday(13nd) somewhere on the show floor – it’ll be playable and everything!

Also, our very own Sean ‘Sean’ Murray is going to be speaking at the Indie Games Summit (9th). I imagine he’s going to be talking about his latest get-rich-quick scheme, it’ll no doubt involve a small initial investment and ultimately lead to him having to change his identity again. Anyway, you can read about it here – hopefully you can come!

*EXPLOSION*



We made a Joe Danger trailer! We’re finally able to show our game properly and we’re super excited about it. We really hope you like it!

We’ve also made a few more blog posts over on Edge Online:

“I could easy be a games designer.” – Sean shows some prototype footage!
“Uncle, Where Do Bad Games Come From?” – Sean swears infront of infants.
Size Matters – Ryan talks about being really small.

More exciting news soon!

GameCityNights

GameCityNights

Hello there!
We’re going to be at the Nottingham GameCityNights event tomorrow evening (25/02/10). We’ll be showing Joe Danger and saying some words out loud. It’d be lovely to see lots of people there!

There’s going to be games to play and people to talk to – I’ve also heard rumours that there’ll be snacks!

If you’re interested, you can find all the information right here.

Hope you can make it!

Announcing an announcement!

Hey everybody! There are some awfully exciting things on the horizon! We’re working super hard right now, but we’re going to be making a few announcements very very soon!
We’re so excited we can hardly sit still, and we’re not the only ones…

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Moley is so excited right now.

Crumbs! Joe Danger has been nominated for the IGF!

We had a very pleasant surprise on our first day back after Christmas. Joe Danger has been nominated for two awards at the Independent Games Festival! We got nominated for the Seamus McNally Grand Prize and the award for Technical Excellence. We thought it was a windup at first, some cruel soul toying with our fragile emotions, but it’s true! We are obviously over the moon. This means we get to visit San Francisco and meet loads of other indie developers – Hurrah!

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Also, we have posted a few more titbits over on our Edge blog:

Hello Games Spouse – In which David describes how he fails to juggle life and a relationship.

Robots In Disguise – I waffle on about artists, programmers and robots.

No Comment – We comment about internet comments.

Sony and Microsoft: Round One – Sean talks about three legged cats, I forget why.


Also, also: IT’S SNOWING!

JOE DANGER – IGF Competition 2010

Joe Danger has entered the Independent Games Festival. He’s never done anything like this before so he is feeling somewhat out of place.

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Welcome to the 3nd place.

Phew! Joe Danger has finally been announced, we can all relax now. Big thanks to all the people who said nice things, truly our hearts are warmed.

You can read a few hands-on impressions at:

Eurogamer

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There is also an interview up on Gamasutra here:

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We are doing a fortnightly column for Edge about our experiences in the world of independant games development. We’d love to hear what you think. You can read it here – well and truly out of our comfort zone!

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Introducing our new mascot.

Imagine you’ve been baking a cake for a loved one, slaving away in the kitchen all morning. You’ve written them a love poem, carefully rendered in delicate fondant icing. Now imagine, upon presenting the cake, you realise you’ve spelt their name wrong… This is kind of how I felt after realising we’d accidently used ‘3nd’ instead of ‘3rd’. Oh well, we’re just going to have to use 3nd from now on and pretend it was all intentional.

Hello Concepts

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As you might imagine, I spend a fair amount of my time feverishly scribbling away at doodles. Brandon over at Offworld spotted some of my work, and had some awfully nice things to say. Thanks Brandon – I kind of love you right now!

I’ll hopefully be showing more of my inane scrawlings in the not too distant future.