Interactive Comic Fun!

[Gibbon Lycett-Smith]

A adult green creature waitress should come out on roller skates to take his order...waitup?!? Maybe our protagonist is the real alien on this planet...

No. Just ignore me Grant. AS USUAL. :¬(

[Valou]

A tribe of little green things should come out of the coffee place and merge with the other one to make a huge green monster instead ... and maybe eat our protagonist ... Yummy

[David]

You should walk into the moon cafe hand in hand (with the alien baby thingy) and share a sunade together

I agree! Make sure that the sundae is a colour other than green, and dont let the creature eat it with a spoon..
(so it has to lick it)

[Ryan]

Hide him in a someone's drink (like the ones you get in Burger King - with a lid and straw so he can't be seen). Let someone drink him. Watch hilarity ensue.

[lea]

walk in on either Pumpkin and Honey Bunny or Micky and Mallory Knox...

[Grant]

Maybe our protagonist is the real alien on this planet...

You should walk into the moon cafe hand in hand (with the alien baby thingy) and share a sunade together

Some excellent suggestions! Remember, just because I don't use them directly, doesn't mean your suggestions won't influence the direction this goes in :-)

[Ryan]

He walks in and realises all is not well, tries to sidle back out without anyone noticing but another ones comes in the door behind him, and it's a policeman (so it's wearing a hat - one of the silly english ones). It looks like it's curtains for him, but the cat comes bursting in through the wall to save the day!

Too much detail? :)

[David]

In this situation I would swiftly place the creature onto my head and just hope my face doesn't turn into a computer.

[Gibbon Lycett-Smith]

Sit on the middle stool at the counter and look out of the corner of your eye at whoever's sitting next to you.
Then order two cups of slime from the slug head behind the counter.

[Grant]

Sit on the middle stool at the counter and look out of the corner of your eye at whoever's sitting next to you.
Then order two cups of slime from the slug head behind the counter.

But you know, sundae instead of slime :-]